but i have promises to keep...: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
I am ambidexteriuos. So this is no challenge
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Doog Flowors
—Ferth of the Hurdur
IT’S BERN A LURNG RERD
GURTIN FRAM DERE TO HURR
IT’S BERN A LURNG TAHME
BURT MAH TAHME IRS FERNLY HURR
ERND I WALL SEE MAH DRUMS CURM ALIVE AT LURST
I WURL TOOCH DA SKURR
AND THUR NURT GURNA HALD ME DURN NU MOAR
NUR THUR NURT GURNA CHERNGE MAH MAHND
CURZE I GERT FERTH OF DA HURDUR
IM GURNING WUR MAH HURR WALL TURK MEH
IVE GURT FERTH TAH BURLEEVE
I CURN DEW ANYFING
IVE GURT STRANG OF DA SUUL
URND NO ONES GURNA BUND R BRAK MEH
I CURN RECH URNY STIR
I’VE GURT FERTH
I’VE GURT FERTH
FERTH OF THE HURDUUUUUURRRR
Im crying XD
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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Pretty sure I’m going to print these out for Steven’s and Alex’s birthday party. Yep. I am.
^ DOOO EEET
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Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
lmfao this nigga is spot on
DALTON. PREPARE TO SPIT OUT YOUR CHAMPAGNE, BOY.
This fucking guy!!!! uncanny!
I am glad he is in the SNL cast. He deserves it. This was too funny!
LMAOOOOOOOO
He sounded exactly like EVERYONE!
OMFG! YES!
lmao yooo watch this shit
Ahhh that was sick!!
HAHAHA. He is the shit.
holy shit.
OMG THAT SHIT IS CRAZY
(Source: thechanelmuse)
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—callmecap
Another ‘zombie’ attack. This is getting really, really scary.
My opinion is, this guy did it intentionally or on Salvia if all we know. If it were another “Zombie” attack like the guy in florida, then it would be a “Zombie” count. Even the guy in florida was jacked up on Cocaine and “Bath Salts”, that alone makes all rational thought, feeling and mental awareness click off and thus so makes you a juggernaut. The series of events unfolding are something around the lines of Drug related crimes. Thus where people do “Super Drugs” and thus lose themselves and their lives because of the drugs. So if your worried, don’t walk alone, be aware and don’t go out after dark without someone with ya, safety in numbers and good thinking make everything safer everytime. Be safe everyone.
This is my opinion, if it has hurt or offended anyone, I apologize in advance.
Happy 86th Birthday to Norma Jeane Mortensen Baker | June 1, 1926 – August 5, 1962
“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets”
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Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes
CRYING
BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS
EXCEPT YOU LOKI
I AM DYING
FUCK YOU SANTA
“Uses his grandson…AS HIS OWN HORSE” I AM DYING!
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